Saturday, March 17, 2007

Friday, March 9, 2007

FOR ALL MY FRIENDS..........





Meaning of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P

F" is for Fun............That friends share when they are together.

"R" is for Reliability....A true friend is someone that you can always rely on.

"I" is for Interest.......Someone who is genuinely interested in you, your fears, joys, and life.

"E" is for Energy.........They pick you up when you are down, and give you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.

"N" is for Nothing........Nothing is ever too much, no matter what time it is, night or day.

"D" is for Distance.......Although the miles may separate you, a true friend is never far away.

"S" is for Secrets........Your feelings and personal/private thoughts that you can only share with a friend.

"H" is for Happiness......The way I feel when we are together.

"I" is for Inseparable....Through good times and bad, tears and laughter. A friend will always be there for you.

"P" is for Perfect........The friendship.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Jokeful EssayOnce in a school, a teacher asks a very rich girl to write an essay on the topic "A Poor Family"So she writes:Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb they, do bachey they, woh bhi bahut gareeb they!!ghar ke saare naukar bhi gareeb they,ghar ka maali, driver, aur guard bhi bahut gareeb they, ghar ke 4 kuttey bhi gareeb they, 2 din sey chicken nahi khaaya tha,3 mercedeez car thi, unki bahut time se servicing nahi hui thi, ghar ka A.C bhi theek nahi chalta tha ghar mein 1 saal sey paint nahi hua tha family ko holiday ke liye foregin country gaye bhi 6 mahiney ho gaye they ghar ke 5 mein sey 2 TV to chaltey hee nahi they, all in all, bahut he gareeb family thi!!

A for apple.

B for bada apple.

C for chhota apple.

D for dusra apple.

E for ek aur apple.

F for fokat ka apple.

G for gol apple.

H for hazar appleI for itney saarey apple?

J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple

K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple

L for lena padhega tumko apple

M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple

N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple

O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple

P for peth bhar Ke khaao apple

Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple

R for roz agar khaao tum apple

S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple

T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple

U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple

V for very tasty hai yeh apple

W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple

X for X'mas mei bhii khane padenge apple

Y for youn na chehra phero dekhkey apple

Z for zaroor dil bhar gaya hoga khake itne apple


Your lips speak soft sweetness
Your touch a cool caress
I am lost in your magic
My heart beats within your chest
I think of you each morning
And dream of you each night
I think of your arms being around me
And cannot express my delight
Never have I fallen
But I am quickly on my way
You hold a heart in your hands
That has never before been given away


A special world for you and me
A special bond one cannot see
It wraps us up in its cocoon
And holds us fiercely in its womb.
Its fingers spread like fine spun gold
Gently nestling us to the fold
Like silken thread it holds us fast
Bonds like this are meant to last.
And though at times a thread may break
A new one forms in its wake
To bind us closer and keep us strong
In a special world, where we belong

Just know that the love I have for you
Is not to be put in a stack or queue
Like a variable in an infinite loop
Be in my heart always and never stop

My heart is like a port, unread,
and the love I have has only one thread
You are in my heart's RAM and not in the cache
So if you won't respond, my heart will crash.

Like an application that is stand alone,
I'm a programmer who earns a lot on my own
And my request is clear, without any encryption
And hope it is not void, that you return.

If Java can be linked with C
Or if e-mails can be sent for free
Why on earth can't you and me
For the rest of our lifetime together be.


Love is the greatest feeling,
Love is like a play,
Love is what I feel for you,
Each and every day,
Love is like a smile,
Love is like a song,
Love is a great emotion,
That keeps us going strong,
I love you with my heart,
My body and my soul,
I love the way I keep loving,
Like a love I can't control,
So remember when your eyes meet mine,
I love you with all my heart,
And I have poured my entire soul into you,
Right from the very start.


Phoolon Say Achhi Tumhari Khushboo
Kaliyon Say Pyaari Tumhari Muskaan

Sitaaron Sa Chamakta Hua Chehra
Koyal Si Meethi Tumhari Zabaan

Chaand Bhi Chup Jaye Yeh Keh K
Aaasmaan Pay Ab Kya Mera Kaam

Chandni Tu Aa Nikli Zameen Say
Kaisi Hai Yeh Qudrat Ki Shaan

Fursat Say Banaya Ho Ga Rab Nay
Farishton Ka Nahin Yeh Kaam

Mitti Say Banain Hain Hum Sab
Us Main Sonay Ko Milaaya Hoga

Hooron Nay Bhi Hasrat Say Dekha Hoga
Pariyon Say Sundar Yeh Insaan

Shaher ki es daud me daud ke karna kya hai?
Jab yehi jeena hai dosto to phir marna kya hai?
Paheli barish me train late hone ki fikr hai
Bhul gaye bhigte hue tahelna kya hai?
Serails ke kirdaaro ka saara haal hai malum
par maa ka haal puchhne ki fursat kise hai?
Ab ret pe nange pao tahelte kyu nahi?
108 hai chanel phir dil bahelte kyu nahi?
Internet ki duniya ke to touch me hai,
lekin pados me kon raheta hai jaante tak nahi.
Mobile, Landline sab ki bharmaar hai,
Lekin jigri dost tak pahuche aise taar kaha hai?
Kab dubte hue suraj ko dekha tha yaad hai?
Kab jaana tha shaam ka woh banana kya hai?
To Dosto Shaher ki es daud me daud ke karna kya hai
Jab yahi jeena hai to phir Marna kya hai?


Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed……….
1 Nahi

2 Mujhe waqt chahiye

3 I have always seen u as a friend

4 I already have a boy friend

5 We should concentrate on studies

6 Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai.


Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed…… …..

1 Yes

2 Yes

3 Yes

4 Yes

5 Yes

6 Yes


Murphy's laws on girls.....

1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that
2. the nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...
4. "95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would always be in your college"
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..
7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.
8. Theory of relativity.. ....The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...



This little greeting,
I'm sending your way.

Hoping that maybe,
I'll brighten your day!

With it comes happiness,
Love and good cheer.

Wishing you laughter,
Throughout the whole year.

This little greeting
,Love and good cheer.

Wishing you laughter,
Throughout the whole year.

Not a tear in your eye,
But a smile on your face.

One that's so bright and can,
light up the darkest place

Laughter ringing,
So loud and so true.

That no one around you,
Could ever be blue.

Just remember these wishes
,I'm sending your way.

Just hoping that maybe,
You'll have a nice day!


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ಬರೆದು ಹೆಸರ ಕಾಮನ ಬಿಲ್ಲು,
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